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The following is a collection of quotes that I find either inspirational, motivational, amusing or just plain funny. If they are original quotes, I will sign them, otherwise assume someone else has already coined them.

“It’s easier to ride a horse in the direction it’s going.”

“We may be through with the past, but the past ain’t through with us.” -Ricky Jay as the Narrator, Magnolia. (Paul Thomas Anderson)

“It’s dangerous to confuse children with angels.” -Henry Gibson as Thurston Howell, Magnolia. (Paul Thomas Anderson)

“Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.” -John Goodman as Walter Sobcheck, The Big Lewbowski. (Joel & Ethan Coen)

“Keep the pen moving!”

“Don’t you hate that you have to wait for a black person to commit a crime before calling the cops?” -Ian Fortey (writer at Funnycrave.com)

“I really like sex and not dying.” -Alex Noriega, author of Stuff No One Told Me.

“I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” -Stephen F. Roberts